If you’re new to the Old Man Rant, here’s how it goes. Once I turned 50, I started venting my frustration at the irritations of life. It felt good, so I kept doing it. I call these periodic and hopefully amusing verbal tantrums Old Man Rants. Let’s get to it:
Today’s Topic: Being Too Eager For Spring
Weather fluctuates. We all know this. You can get some fairly warm days sometimes even in late winter.


In my area, a few stupid flies come out and zip around the first day it hits 60Β°. And then, for the next few days, school-age boys in my neighborhood break out the shorts and T-shirts as if spring has sprung even though cold weather has returned.
The fly probably dies from his stupidity. The kids just look ridiculous as they shiver their way to and from school wearing a half pair of pants.
Ah- I feel better now! Time to go chase some kids off my lawn.
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Where have I been? Never have I heard the expression “half a pair of pants” but it describes shorts perfectly, LOL! ππ€£π
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Haha thanks Victoria! π
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Great point, Vicki! This reminds me of college when there were some guys that wore shorts year round. It’s not that cold in Seattle – but not that warm either! π
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Yep, yep, yeppers…and I live with one of those “boys”…the hubster hates ‘long pants’!
π€£ππ€£ Now…thanks to Todd…I can refer to him as ‘half pants’…or not…that’s starting to sound a little wicked. π€£
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Disclaimer: Todd is not responsible for relationship issues caused by name-calling inspired by his post. π³ππ
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OMG – I’m howling, Todd!
And Vicki, I think half-pants sounds endearing, not wicked. But I wouldn’t take my advice about relationships… π
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It reached 47 last Sunday and, I kid you not, I saw a guy walking shirtless down the street. Only in Wisconsin!
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