Once I turned 50, I started venting my frustration at the irritations of life. It felt good, so I kept doing it. I call these brief and hopefully amusing verbal tantrums Old Man Rants. Let’s get to it:
Total Price?
How much are tickets?
$50
Ok I’ll take 2.
Great! That’ll be $150.
Really? Why?
There’s a $25 service charge per ticket.
So the tickets are really $75 apiece?
No they’re 50.
Ok then I’ll take 2, without the service fee.
You can’t do that sir.
Ah- so the tickets actually do cost $75 each?
Well, I guess you could look at it that way.
How the hell else would you expect a buyer to look at it?
I’m not sure sir.
This is my point!
Concert tickets, hotels, airlines with their baggage fees… all of this is nonsense should be stated up front to the customer so they can easily figure out exactly how much things are going to cost them.
What if you went to the grocery store, and all of the advertised prices were wholesale? When you went to check out, each product would ring up more expensive as the retailer added on their own “service fees”? Stores like that would go out of business in a hurry and with good reason.
Let’s cut the bullshit and just be upfront about how much stuff costs.
Ah! I feel better now, time to go chase some punks off my lawn.

For more Old Man Rants, plus articles of a more serious and useful nature, visit Five O’Clock Shadow, an online magazine by Todd Fulginiti.
I’m with you! And golly, it’s been a while since I’ve seen a live performance. That’s a HEFTY service fee. I don’t suppose it came with complimentary valet…popcorn…a glass of wine at intermission…or a box of milk duds? 😉 Wowza.
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Haha correct! None of those services are included in the service fee. They should call it a disservice fee.
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Oh…such a good idea! Or at least explain the “service” associated with the “fee”! 😉
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Yes!
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Don’t forget to add those immortal words, “in my day.” Though service charges are evil. And what’s with tip options everywhere now? I have to tip for my oil change?
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Haha that’s true 😂
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Right On!!!!
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Thanks Mom! 🙂💪🏻
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Right On!!!!
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We need plain talk/clear pricing in so many areas . . . especially paying for live events. I don’t begrudge a service fee. I understand there are costs to set up IT infrastructure, etc., but let’s be honest. They hide it the fee or pad onto it. Such a sad thing to see. In any event, I hope you have fun at your event! A Taylor Swift concert? Something tells me no. Ha, ha, have fun. 😝😝😝😎
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I agree- I know there’s expenses involved and that’s fine- but the final price always comes as a surprise. They should tell you up front what the total will be.
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I get fed up with having to plug a product into my “cart” and start the checkout process before they will tell me what the shipping cost is.
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Same- It’s ridiculous! 😠
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