Once I turned 50, I started venting my frustration at the irritations of life.  It felt good, so I kept doing it.  I call these periodic and hopefully humorous verbal tantrums Old Man Rants. Let’s get to it:

Can You Send Me That Pic?

Please indulge me by taking this brief survey:

Raise your hand if you have kids or friends.

Keep your hand up if they are good with taking photos and selfies.

Keep it up if you’ve ever asked them to send you the pic they just took of you and them.

Keep your hand up if they actually sent you the pic you requested without you having to ask them several more times.

Big time bonus points if they sent it right when you asked them to since it only takes literally 5 seconds!!!

Raise your hand if you also suffer from my lack of patience.

Just me?  Ah, okay…

Even so, I feel better now, time to go chase some punks off my lawn.

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